A teenager was rushed to hospital after overdosing on espresso coffee. The 17-year-old downed seven double espresso coffees while working in the family’s sandwich shop and was left “burning up and hyperventilating”.
Archive for the ‘Idiot’ Category
Leading candidate for ASSHOLE of the year
August 8, 2007A two-year-old Perth girl has a serious head wound requiring plastic surgery after a vicious road rage attack. The toddler was injured when a man began wielding a steering lock to smash the windows of a car being driven by her mother in Perth’s eastern suburbs.
Proof that Paris Hilton only has one facial expression
June 14, 2007Proof that Paris Hilton has only one facial expression
Kensington – You’ve Done It Again!
May 28, 2007Last week it was an attempted rapist on the prowl around Kensington Station, now this…
Police are investigating claims that a driver, 35, of Kensington was driving aggressively and erratically on the wrong side of a Melbourne freeway – without his lights on and played “chicken” with head-on traffic.
Police said city-bound traffic was brought to a stand-still as motorists pulled over to avoid the driver on the Tullamarine Freeway in Airport West last night. (Sun 27th May, 2007).
Police scrambled to the area after motorists reported the man driving aggressively in the south-bound freeway lanes with no lights about 9.15pm (AEST). They found a white Toyota utility had come to a stop in the right-hand lanes on the south-bound on the freeway, south of the English Street overpass.
“It appears the motor of the vehicle had seized up, causing it to stop,” a police spokesperson said.
The driver, 35, of Kensington, refused a preliminary breath test and was taken to Moonee Ponds police station for questioning. He was then transferred to the Melbourne Custody Centre.
A police spokesman said the man would be charged by summons with drink-driving offences. Charges of conduct endangering persons were also pending.
Police are appealing to any motorists who witnessed the incident, especially anyone who saw where the driver entered the freeway, to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.
He will be charged on summons for drink driving offences and may face further charges.
George W Bush Drunk At A Wedding
May 24, 2007Not fit enough to walk a dog, yet somehow I’d like him at my party.
